GOD BLESS PRINCE HARRY!

Well, I'm nopt a royalist by any means, but I do feel compelled to support Prince Harry, who has suddenly become the Guardian-reading classes number one hate figure this week. Why? Because, several years ago, he called a fellow officer 'our Paki', a person he was friends with and used the description in a joking, friendly way. Exactly the same as referring to a friend as being a 'fat friend', 'skinny friend', even a 'trekkie friend' if you are so desperate for friends that you'll even consider a Star Trek fan as a possible candidate.
But the word 'paki' makes this a cause celebre amongst the Islington set. Everyone must, they feel, love every Muslim, gay and ethnic minority, regardless of anything they may do, or else they are considered to be goose-stepping their way to the the death camps with a smile on their faces.
Prince Harry has now been classed as either evil (a racist) or an idiot (for using the 'P' word).
In fact, he is neither of these things. He has, out of choice and conviction, worked voluntarily for third world charities, spending a lot of time in Africa. His father is a closet Muslim, near as makes no odds - certainly a quite pathetic liberal trendy aged hippy, and his son has most of his cultural values.
What Harry is is a normal(ish) person, as close to normal as a royal can get. He likes a laugh and makes comments without working out if it is possible, no matter how unlikely, that someone can twist it into a potential insult to somebody, somewhere - unless you're insulting white, able-bodied, heterosexual Christians, in which case it is perfectly ok to do so.
Ian Smith was evil because he ran a multi-cultural country, Rhodesia, with whites mainly in charge. All people were protected under the law, and the country was a great success, despite a decade-long embargo on most essential imports.
Robert Mugabe was a hero, because he was black. Now he is considered a fool, but we must continue to trade with him, and any insult to him must be avoided. Afterall, he's only ruined the country, practised genocide against the whites, broken every law and so forth. Maybe he desrerves a slap on the wrists, but nothing more.
The same can be said in South Africa, of De Klerk and Mandela - but nobody can insult Mandela, the Man-God, despite his rule destroying South Africa, leading to a total break-down of law & order, poverty, corruption, trade with terrorists and wide-scale slaughter of whites, especially in rural areas. Several thousand have been butchered in racist attacks, with not even a word of sympathy.
The Islington set, sitting in their five-million-pound homes and making sure that they never, never, mention the fact that their cleaners and gardeners are all ethnic minority representatives (unless to boast about how wonderful and cosmopolitan they are), are the true evil racists, even though they probably can't see it through the cannabis haze of the latest soiree they have attended.
Want the UK to be a more united country? Stop pussy-footing around these liberal PC tyrants and tell more racist jokes - most the best ones I've heard have been from blacks and, yes, Pakis. Laugh at people, let them laugh at us, don't be terrified of offending someone, as, no matter what you say, you will offend somebody, somewhere.